Rash or Razor Burn- You decide

After our lovely walk in the deep woods last night I came out with a nice case of posin ivy. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!
Oh wait... I guess I have a big case of razor burn. I thought this whole time I knew how to shave. Chris has expressed to me otherwise. He will be working with me exclusively to help me shave correctly.

No really, I do have razor burn- BAD!